Peter: Alright, here's the deal: Joshua 4 is all about the Israelites crossing the Jordan river!

Lois: Wow, that's a pretty big deal.

Peter: Yeah, it's a miracle. God tells Joshua to have twelve men from each of the tribes take one stone from the river and put it in a pile so everyone will remember the miracle.

Brian: So like a historical monument?

Peter: Exactly. So the stones are like a reminder of how God helped the Israelites cross the river before the battle for Jericho.

Stewie: Hey, it's like that scene in The Wizard of Oz when they put the ruby slippers on the Yellow Brick Road.

Peter: Sure, sure. Anyway, Joshua builds an altar out of the stones and names the place Gilgal.

Lois: Gilgal? Like the Buzzcocks song?

Peter: Sure, why not.

Stewie: Hey, do you think they had any Funyuns in the Bible?

Peter: Probably not, Stewie.