Well, folks, it's time for a trip back to the Bible, and this week we've got Joshua 4. It's a wild ride, folks, so buckle up. The Israelites have just crossed the Jordan River, and they want to commemorate the event. So they take twelve stones from the river and set them up as a memorial. To make sure everyone remembers the story, they also tell the Israelites to pick up one stone each when they leave.

But that's not all. In order to make sure this story is remembered forever, God makes sure that two extra stones are set up as a memorial, with the names of the twelve tribes written on them. I guess God really wanted people to remember this event, folks.

And that's the story for Joshua 4. A real snoozefest, if you ask me. That's all for now, folks. Tune in next week for the next exciting chapter from the Bible.