Peter: Okay, so here's the deal. Judges 1 starts off with the Israelites asking the Lord if they should go out and conquer the land of Canaan. So the Lord says, "Yes, go out and conquer it!"

Lois: Then they decide to divide the land up among the 12 tribes, and they start to take over the different cities.

Brian: Oh, but it's not easy - some cities put up a fight, and the Israelites have to ask for help from other tribes. And then... you'll never believe this...

Stewie: What?!

Brian: Some of the tribes didn't even bother to try to take over their cities - they just skipped it and went on to other things. Can you believe that?

Peter: Yeah, it's like someone said, "Let's just go to the mall instead of trying to conquer this city."

Lois: Peter! That's ridiculous!

Peter: Hey, it's the same principle.