Peter: Alright, so in Judges 12 we got this guy, Jephthah, who's a leader of the Gileadites and he's trying to fight off the Ephraimites. So he's like, 'Hey, if any of you Ephraimites can say Shibboleth, you can join us and we'll let you live.

Lois: Oh, Peter, it's not quite that simple. The Ephraimites were having trouble saying the word Shibboleth, so Jephthah put his men at the fords of the Jordan River and they asked everyone who crossed if they could say it.

Stewie: Whoa, this is like the Red Wedding in Game of Thrones, but with words!

Brian: Not quite, Stewie. Anyways, the Ephraimites couldn't say it and so they were killed. The Gileadites killed 42,000 of them so they'd never attack again.

Chris: Wow, that's a lot of people. I mean, it's like when the Death Star blew up Alderaan in Star Wars. You know, one minute it's there, the next it's gone.