Peter: Alright, so Judges 3. Uh, where to start? Oh, I got it! It's about a guy named Ehud who had a message from God to give to a wicked king. So he goes to the king and tells him he has a message from God, but then he pulls out a sword and kills him!

Lois: Peter, that's awful!

Peter: Haha, yeah. So then, God raises up another leader named Othniel, who defeats a bunch of bad guys and leads Israel to peace.

Brian: Wait, so the message from God was to kill the king?

Peter: Yeah, I guess so. But then there's a guy named Shamgar who kills 600 Philistines with an ox goad.

Quagmire: Oh, that's insane!

Peter: Yeah, I know. And then there's this judge named Deborah who leads an army to fight against the Canaanites. And then there's a guy named Gideon who defeats the Midianites with just 300 men and some torches and pitchers.

Cleveland: Wow, that's quite a story!

Peter: Yeah, it's pretty wild. But then there's this other judge, Jephthah, who makes a vow to God that he'll sacrifice the first thing he sees when he gets home if God will help him win the battle. But the first thing he sees is his daughter!

Lois: Oh my gosh, that's so sad!

Peter: Yeah, it is. But then there's this other guy named Samson who has super-strength and he defeats the Philistines.

Brian: And then what happens?

Peter: Well, that's it for Judges 3. Tune in next time for more biblical adventures!