Listen, Jack, here's the deal with Judges 3: c'mon, man, it's all about Ehud, an Israelite who was left-handed. No malarkey! Ehud was sent by God to deliver a message to the King of Moab, and God gave him a double-edged sword to do the job. He then literally snuck the sword in with him, strapped it to his right thigh, and went to meet the king. Now, uh, you know, the king was a big fat guy, and Ehud told him, "Gotta message from God for ya!" My father used to say that the king was so surprised that he rose up from his throne. "That can't be true," he said, but Ehud assured him that it was.

Ehud then pulled out the double-edged sword and stabbed the king in his belly. Now, I'm not joking, folks, the sword went in so deep that the handle and the blade both came out the other side. See here, Jack, what was that? A sign from God that Ehud was the real deal? Yup. The king died, and Ehud escaped. Not gonna happen that the Israelites would be taken over by the Moabites. I tell you what, Ehud was a real hero, and he saved the Israelites from the Moabites. Excuse me, but that's Judges 3.