Folks, here's the deal. We gotta talk about Judges 7. You know, this is the chapter where Gideon and his 300 men were up against the Midianites, who had an army of like, thousands of soldiers. I'm not joking, my father used to say, "Gideon was outnumbered, like, 5 to 1, and he still won the day!" Man, that was a long time ago.

Anyway, what was that? Oh yeah, so Gideon and his 300 men, they come up with a plan. See, they surround the Midianites in the middle of the night, and all of Gideon's men blow their trumpets and raise a war cry. And I tell you what, the Midianites were so scared, they literally started fighting each other. Can you believe it? C'mon man!

So, in the end, Gideon and his 300 men, they defeat a massive army of thousands. No malarkey! See here, Jack, it's a miracle. Gideon knew that God was on his side, and that's why he was successful. Excuse me. Or uh, you know, it's a testament to his bravery and ingenuity that he was able to defeat such an overwhelming force. Literally. My father used to say, "That's the power of faith." Not gonna happen again!