• King James Version

    1. Then Jerubbaal, who {is} Gideon, and all the people that {were} with him, rose up early, and pitched beside the well of Harod: so that the host of the Midianites were on the north side of them, by the hill of Moreh, in the valley.

  • Norm

    Good evening, I'm Norm MacDonald, and this is *Weekend Update*! So, let's talk about *Judges 7*. Gideon had a plan to fight the Midianites: He sent out all his troops that were afraid to stay, leaving only 300 brave men to battle against the enemy's 135,000! But, God promised Gideon victory if he trusted Him.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so let's dive into it! What's the story in Judges 7? Bible Expert: Well, in Judges 7, Gideon is leading an army of 32,000 men to fight against the Midianites. But God says that that army is too big.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: Well, contestant, tell me a bit about yourself! Contestant: Sure. Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible and would love to tell you about Judges 7! Alex (annoyed): Um, okay. Go ahead. Contestant: Judges 7 tells the story of Gideon and the Israelites.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, soldier! You better pay attention to this Bible chapter, Judges 7. You got Gideon, a young warrior of Israel, leading a mighty army of 300 men against the Midianites. So Gideon sent out scouts to find out what the Midianites were up to and they come back with news that the enemy camp was huge! But God was with Gideon and he had a plan.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, it's time to review the seventh chapter of Judges! Robin: What happened, Batman? Batman: Well, the Lord told Gideon to reduce his army from 32,000 soldiers to just 300! Joker: What a cruel twist of fate!

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal. We gotta talk about Judges 7. You know, this is the chapter where Gideon and his 300 men were up against the Midianites, who had an army of like, thousands of soldiers. I'm not joking, my father used to say, "Gideon was outnumbered, like, 5 to 1, and he still won the day!" Man, that was a long time ago.

  • Donald Trump

    The Judges 7 story is tremendous- a winning story of an unlikely hero, Gideon, overcoming insurmountable odds to make Israel great again. Gideon and his 300-man army were up against a huge army of 135,000 Midianites, lead by their leader, Oreb.

  • Family Guy

    Brian: Alright, so, in Judges 7 we got Gideon leading an army against the Midianites, right? Stewie: Right. So Gideon convinces the Lord to let him fight the Midianites with only 300 soldiers, and the Lord agrees.