• King James Version

    1. Now Jephthah the Gileadite was a mighty man of valour, and he {was} the son of an harlot: and Gilead begat Jephthah. {Jephthah: Gr. Jephthae} {an harlot: Heb. a woman an harlot} / 2. And Gilead's wife bare him sons; and his wife's sons grew up, and they thrust out Jephthah, and said unto him, Thou shalt not inherit in our father's house; for thou {art} the son of a strange woman.

  • Norm

    Well, folks, it looks like we've got another winner in the 'Who's the Worst Biblical Character?' sweepstakes. It's Jephthah! This guy lives in Gilead and makes a deal with some of the elders there to help fight against the Ammonites, but only if they make him their leader.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we have a Bible expert with us today, and he's gonna give us a rundown of the book of Judges, chapter by chapter. What can you tell us about Judges 11? Bible Expert: Judges 11 tells the story of Jephthah, a warrior and judge of Israel.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: "So, what can you tell me about your hobbies?" Contestant: "Well, I like to read the Bible and I just finished Judges 11." Alex Trebek: "Oh, great. So, what did you learn?" Contestant: "Well, Judges 11 tells the story of Jephthah, a brave and righteous warrior who was chosen to lead an army against the Ammonites.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, newbies! This is Judges 11. Jephthah is one brave dude. He's a Gileadite and a mighty warrior, and he's the son of a prostitute. He's been kicked out of Gilead by his half-brothers, but that doesn't stop him.

  • Batman

    Joker: Ha ha ha! I'm so excited to see what happens in this chapter of the Bible, Batman! What's it about? Batman: Well, Joker, this chapter tells the story of Jephthah, a brave warrior who was called upon by the Gileadites to lead them in battle against the Ammonites.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal. Listen, Jack, Jephthah was a brave man, he was a real hero. He was an Israelite, and was the son of an Israelite woman and a Gileadite man. He was a judge of Israel. I'm not joking, he was a bad dude.

  • Donald Trump

    In Judges 11, we have a BIGLY story about a man named Jephthah. Jephthah was a mighty warrior and a leader of the Israelites who faced many battles. He was a terrific negotiator, and he ended many conflicts using his amazing skills of persuasion.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so Judges 11. Let's see here. So, Jephthah is on the scene and he's like, "Hey, King of Ammon, why you messin' with me? I didn't even do nothin'!" Lois: So, what did the King of Ammon say?