Listen, Jack, here's the deal: in Judges 14, we have a real wild story. See here, Jack, Samson, who was literally the strongest man that ever walked the face of this earth, he goes and, uh, you know, sees this woman and he's like, "I want her for my wife, no malarkey!" But the folks in town, they don't want him to have her, so they tell him he's gotta solve this riddle of theirs. Well, Samson, he don't take too kindly to that, so he gets his dad to go and make a deal with these people. But then, what was that? Samson goes and he kills a lion with his bare hands, no joke! And then, get this, he eats some of the honey that was inside the lion! C'mon, man!

My father used to say, "you can't make this stuff up!" Well, it turns out the honey was literally the sweetest thing ever, and Samson, he tells his riddle and then he gets the answer wrong! Not gonna happen! So, he gets mad and he kills thirty men, and then he gives their stuff away as a present to his friends. And then he goes to get his wife, but her dad gives her away to someone else. But Samson, he don't take it lying down, so he comes up with a plan. He sets fire to the fields of the Philistines and he basically wreaks havoc on the whole land. I'm not joking, folks.

So, in the end, he gets his wife back and he gets his revenge. I tell you what, that's one of the wildest stories in the Bible. Excuse me, but you don't see that kind of stuff every day.