Folks, here's the deal: we gotta take a look at Judges 13. My father used to say, the Lord sent an angel to a woman named Manoah and his wife, who could not have children. And the angel said they were gonna have a son, and they named him Samson. Now, I'm not joking here, but when Samson was a young man, the Lord gave him superhuman strength to fight the Philistines! No malarkey! I'll tell you what, c'mon man, the Lord was with him in everything he did! Literally, the Philistines were so scared of him they couldn't even touch him. See here, Jack, at one point the Philistines asked Samson to marry a Philistine woman and he agreed, but then he tricked them into giving him the answer to a riddle! Or, uh, you know, he burned their fields and killed a ton of them. Not gonna happen again! Excuse me, but then Samson fell in love with a Philistine woman named Delilah and the Philistines paid her to get him to tell her the secret of his strength. So, she did some stuff to make him sleep and he told her, and the Philistines shaved off his hair and captured him. But then, what was that? The Lord helped him and he killed thousands of Philistines with the jawbone of an ass! I tell ya, ya gotta be careful who you're messin' with!