ATTENTION! Listen up! Judges 13 - God gives Samson supernatural strength! Now pay attention - the Israelites are still being oppressed by the Philistines. So God sends an angel to a Manoah and his wife to tell them they'll have a son, and that he will be a Nazirite, devoted to God and never drinking wine or eating unclean food. The child is born and named Samson.

The Lord blesses Samson with superhuman strength - he kills a lion with his bare hands and ties together 300 foxes with torches, setting them on fire. He then kills 1000 Philistines. But, he falls in love with a Philistine woman and marries her, against God's wishes. In the end, the Philistines capture Samson and blind him, but he still manages to give them a taste of their own medicine.

THAT'S IT! Got it? Good! Now move out!