"Listen up, maggots! Judges 20 is all about the Israelites getting revenge against the Benjaminites for a crime they committed. First, the Israelites go to the Lord and ask Him what to do, and He says to go to war against the Benjaminites. So the Israelites gather their army from all over the land and go to battle against the Benjaminites. The Israelites win the first battle, but the Benjaminites come back stronger and the Israelites have to retreat. This happens a few more times and eventually the Israelites are able to defeat the Benjaminites. So remember, maggots: revenge is always sweet, but it also takes a lot of work! Now, get out of my face!"