Peter: Alright, here we go. Judges 17: In ancient Israel, Micah hired a Levite to be his priest. He made some idols for worship and all that jazz. But, as it turns out, the Levite had stolen the idols from another man, and then, get this, he had the nerve to offer a sacrifice of a thousand pieces of silver to the Levite for his services.

Lois: Wow, that's pretty shady.

Cleveland: Yeah, I know right? I'd be like, "Hey man, you can't just go stealing people's stuff and then expect to get paid for it!"

Peter: Yeah, and then it gets even crazier. The Levite's father-in-law, a guy named Manoah, found out about the theft and took the thousand pieces of silver and gave it to his daughter. Then Manoah set up his own shrine and began to worship there.

Quagmire: Hey, that's not cool. You can't just go around stealing people's stuff and then start worshipping the stolen items!

Lois: That's true. It's not very nice.

Brian: Yeah, and then it gets even worse. Manoah's son, a guy named Jonathan, became a priest at the shrine and started offering sacrifices to the idols. He even went as far as to build a temple for them.

Peter: What a tool! It's like he has no respect for other people's stuff.

Lois: That's true. It's not very respectful.