Well, folks, if you're lookin' for a teachable moment, then Judges Chapter 17 has one for ya. This is a story of a guy named Micah who had a Levite as his priest. Now, Micah wasn't a religious dude by any means, but he was a crafty one. He made an idol and he hired the priest to officiate his worship. So, it's like, "Hey buddy, can you come over and make my idol look legit?" And the priest is like, "Sure, why not?!" So, Micah was like "Cool!" and he was happy with his idol and his priest. So, the moral of the story is, if you're lookin' for a way to legitimize something dodgy, there's always a priest around who'll do it for a price.