Alex Trebek: "Well, what interesting hobbies do you have, Contestant?"

Contestant: "I'm really into the Bible - specifically, Judges 17."

Alex Trebek: *sighs* "OK, why don't you tell me about it then?"

Contestant: "Well, Judges 17 is about a man named Micah who builds an idol and then sets up a shrine and employs a priest. But then the Danites come and take the idol and the priest and eventually set up their own shrine and worship the idol there."

Alex Trebek: *rolling his eyes* "And what else?"

Contestant: "The chapter also tells the story of a man named Levite who has a concubine who runs away, so he goes looking for her. Eventually, he finds her in Gibeah and takes her back, but the men of the town don't like it and threaten to kill him, so he puts his concubine out as a sacrifice instead."

Alex Trebek: *visibly frustrated* "Is that all?"

Contestant: "Yes. Judges 17 is a very important chapter in the Bible that shows how corruption and idolatry can lead to terrible consequences."

Alex Trebek: *sighs* "Well, let's move on to something else now, shall we?"