Alex Trebek: Alright, so let's start with your hobbies. What do you do in your free time?

Contestant:Actually, I've been spending a lot of time reading the Bible lately.

Alex Trebek: (Sigh) That's great, but that's not what I was asking. Let's talk about something else.

Contestant:No, let me tell you about Judges 21. So, in Judges 21, the Israelites were having trouble finding wives for the men of the tribe of Benjamin. So, they devised a plan to get the women they needed. They set up an ambush and kidnapped the women of Shiloh while they were dancing in a religious festival. This worked, and the tribe of Benjamin was saved from extinction.

Alex Trebek: (Sighs again) That's...interesting. But can we please talk about something else?