Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible and I'd love to tell you about Judges 6!

Alex Trebek (sighs): OK, if you must.

Contestant: Judges 6 tells the story of the Israelites being oppressed by the Midianites, who were destroying their crops. When the Israelites cry out to God, He sends an angel to Gideon, telling him to save Israel. Gideon is hesitant at first, but eventually agrees to lead the Israelites in battle. Gideon defeats the Midianites and Israel is saved!

Alex Trebek (sighs): Alright, I think I get the gist of it. Let's move on to something else, shall we?