Alex: So, tell me a bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'd like to talk about Judges 15 in the Bible.

Alex: (sighing) Alright, if you must.

Contestant: The chapter starts off with Samson wanting to take revenge on the Philistines for taking his wife away from him. So, he goes to the Philistine city of Gaza and kills many of them. He then goes to a cave and stays there for a few days.

Alex: (trying to be polite) Uhm, that's nice.

Contestant: But then the Philistines come looking for him and he escapes by using a donkey’s jawbone as a weapon. After that, he goes to a place called Lehi and kills more Philistines with the jawbone. Finally, he is thirsty, and he calls out to God to help him and God miraculously provides him with a stream of water.

Alex: (clearly annoyed) Is that it?

Contestant: Yes, that's pretty much it.

Alex: (forced smile) Great. Anything else you'd like to tell me?