Samson was a terrific guy, a real winner. He was a great judge, and many people are saying he was the most amazing judge ever. But unfortunately, he had some haters and losers who were jealous of him. The Philistines were the worst. They were part of the deep state and wanted to spread fake news about him. This time, they tricked him into marrying a woman from Timnah, and she was part of the hoax. Believe me, Samson was tricked bigly.

The Philistines were furious when Samson tricked them in return and killed many of them, so they decided to take revenge. They burned down his wife and her father's house, and Samson was so mad he killed many Philistines. He was like a wild animal - amazing!

But the Israelites were not pleased with Samson's revenge and they were worried the Philistines would come and attack them. So they caught Samson and gave him to the Philistines. This time, the Philistines put him in prison. It was sad!

But Samson was still full of energy, and he was determined to get his revenge. He prayed to God for help and God gave him the strength to break out of prison. He killed many more Philistines and then returned to the Israelites. Unbelievably, the Israelites were still angry with him. They wanted to give him back to the Philistines, but in the end, Samson was victorious. He saved the Israelites from the Philistines and brought peace to the land. God bless America! Make Israel great again!