Alex: So, tell me a little bit about yourself!

Contestant: Well, Alex, I'm a big fan of the Bible, so why don't I tell you about Judges 5?

Alex (sighing): Sure, go ahead...

Contestant: In Judges 5, Deborah and Barak lead the Israelites to a great victory over the Canaanites. The Israelites had been oppressed by the Canaanites for a long time and Deborah was chosen by God to be their leader. She summoned Barak to lead the army and they defeated the Canaanites. The victory was celebrated with a song of praise and thanks to God.

Alex (clearly exasperated): That's... great. So, tell me, what do you do in your free time?