[Peter Griffin as Gideon] Gideon: Alright, so in Judges 6, the Lord comes to me and says, "Go in the strength you have and save Israel from the Midianites. I will be with you." So I tear down my dad's Baal altar and chop down the Asherah pole, and the people are all like, "Dude, you're gonna get it for that!" But the Lord says to me, "Hey, don't worry, I'm sending you on a mission, so you'll be just fine."

[Brian Griffin as the Angel of the Lord] Angel of the Lord: Then I give Gideon a sign that I'm with him, and I say, "Take the meat and unleavened bread and put them on a rock. Then pour out the broth and I'll set it on fire." So Gideon does it and I make a flame leap up out of the rock. Then I'm like, "Gideon, you're gonna defeat the Midianites!"

[Stewie Griffin as the Midianites] Midianites: So then Gideon gathers a bunch of people, like 32,000, and he's all like, "We're gonna fight the Midianites!" But I'm like, "Wait a minute, that's a lot of people. You'll never defeat us with that many!" So then Gideon thins out the troops and tells all the people who are afraid to go home. Then he's left with only 300 men.

[Chris Griffin as Gideon] Gideon: So then I get these 300 men and I'm like, "All right, let's go fight the Midianites!" We make these jars with torches inside and horns, and then when the time is right, we all blow our horns and smash our jars and yell out, "The sword of the Lord and of Gideon!" It was like a scene out of a bad action movie, but it worked and we totally defeated the Midianites!