Well, it's Judges 9, and boy is it a doozy. We got Gideon's son Abimelech who's tryin' to be king. He goes and bribes some people to make it happen, then murders his 70 brothers to make sure they don't get in his way. Sounds like a real winner, right? He gets to be king, but only for three years, before the people turn on him and demand he be killed. He winds up trapped in a tower, then throws himself off when it's set on fire. Not the greatest king ever, we can all agree.