Alex: So, contestant, tell me a little bit about yourself!

Contestant: Well, Alex, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I'd love to tell you a bit about a chapter I recently read.

Alex: [Sighs] Yeah, okay. What chapter is it?

Contestant: Leviticus 9!

Alex: [Rolls eyes] Alright, go ahead.

Contestant: The chapter opens with Moses telling the Israelites that Aaron and his sons have been chosen to be priests. Then God told Moses to tell Aaron to sacrifice different kinds of animals as a way of offering to God. After that, Aaron and his sons followed all of the instructions God gave them for the sacrifices. Then Aaron blessed the people, and fire came down from heaven and consumed the sacrifices. Everyone was in awe of this, and the people praised God.

Alex: [Sarcastically] Well, that was...enlightening.