Peter (as narrator): In Leviticus 9, God tells Aaron to make a burnt offering and a sin offering. Aaron does as God commands, and a pleasing aroma rises up to the Lord.
Lois: Wow, that sounds nice.
Brian: Yeah, like the smell of a new iPhone!
Peter: Anyway, Aaron then blesses the people, and God appears to all of them in a cloud.
Stewie: That's like when Santa appears out of a chimney!
Peter: Yup, except God is way more powerful. So there's a lot of fire, thunder, and smoke. And then Aaron offers sacrifices on behalf of the people, and God is pleased.
Lois: So, what's the lesson here?
Peter: That when God speaks, you should listen. If you don't, you might be hit with a lightning bolt like a scene out of a Marvel movie!