Peter: Alright, so Leviticus 13. Let's see, it's all about... skin diseases!

Brian: Skin diseases? Like, the kind of thing that happens when you don't wear sunscreen?

Peter: Uh... kinda, yeah. It's about how to identify a skin disease, what to do when you encounter one, and how to prevent it.

Lois: So it's like a public health announcement?

Peter: Yeah, you could say that. It's got instructions on how to quarantine people who have a skin disease, and even how to sacrifice animals to make up for having a skin disease.

Stewie: Oh great, so now we have to sacrifice a chicken every time I get a sunburn?

Peter: No, no, no. That's not what it means. It's just a way to make up for any sins that may have caused the skin disease.

Chris: So like, if I don't wash my hands enough, then I get a skin disease and I have to sacrifice a chicken?

Peter: No, no! That's not what it means either. It's just an ancient way to make up for any sins that may have caused the skin disease.

Joe: Gotcha. So, bottom line, just always wear sunscreen and wash your hands and you should be good.

Peter: Yeah, that's the gist of it. It's kinda like an ancient public health announcement.