Peter: Alright, so here's Leviticus 8. Basically, Moses and Aaron put together a special ceremony, like a ritual, for consecrating the priests.

Lois: Oh, like an initiation ceremony?

Peter: Yeah, something like that. So they washed the priests, put a bunch of special ceremonially-clean clothes on them, and anointed them with oil.

Brian: Wow, like a fraternity initiation!

Stewie: But, like, without the hazing and the keg stands.

Peter: Right. Then they sacrificed a bull, a ram, and a basket of unleavened bread.

Lois: Wow, that's quite a lot of sacrifices.

Peter: Yeah, and then Aaron and his sons put some of the blood of the sacrifices on the altar and the priests and the people.

Brian: Is this like a religious version of paintball?

Peter: Uh... sort of, I guess. Then they burned some fat and kidneys on the altar, and the priests had to eat the rest of the sacrifices.

Lois: That sounds like a lot of food.

Stewie: Yeah, like a Thanksgiving feast!

Peter: Well, sort of. The point is, that's how they consecrated the priests and the altar. The end.