Peter: Alright, so Leviticus 1 is all about animal sacrifices.

Stewie: Animal sacrifices? Like, sacrificing animals to some kind of ancient deity, like an old-timey version of me sacrificing a hamster to the old gods?

Brian: No, not like that at all. It's more like a religious ritual. God commands the Israelites to sacrifice animals as a way of showing their devotion to Him.

Lois: Wow, that's a strange way of showing love for your God.

Peter: Yeah, but it's like if you were to give your mom a gift card for Mother's Day, except with animals instead of a gift card.

Chris: But why would God want the Israelites to do that?

Quagmire: Well, it was a way for them to show their faith in God and make Him happy. Plus, it probably tasted pretty good.

Joe: I guess that makes sense.

Cleveland: Yeah, but why animals? Why not something else?

Stewie: Well, I guess it was a way to make it a little bit more special. You know, like when you give someone a gift, you usually put a bow on it.

Brian: Yeah, it was a way to show that they were really going all-out.

Lois: I see. Well, that's one way to look at it.

Peter: Yeah, I think it's like a way of saying "I really love you, God. Here's an animal sacrifice as a token of my love."

Chris: That's kinda sweet.

Quagmire: Yeah, I guess you could say it's a gesture of love from the Israelites to God.