Peter: "Ok kids, time for bible study. We're gonna be talking about Leviticus 26: 'If you follow my decrees and are careful to obey my commands, I will send you rain in its season, and the ground will yield its crops and the trees their fruit. Your threshing will continue until grape harvest and the grape harvest will continue until planting, and you will eat all the food you want and live in safety in your land.'"

Brian: "Wait a minute, Peter. Doesn't Leviticus 26 also say something about people getting cursed with sickness and diseases if they don't obey the laws? That sounds like a horror movie!"

Peter: "Oh yeah, there is some of that too. It says, 'I will make you ill with wasting diseases and fever that will cause the eyes to fail and the body to waste away. You will sow much seed in the field but you will harvest little, because locusts will devour it.' But hey, don't worry about it. Just remember, if you obey the laws, you won't get cursed."

Lois: "Yeah, but what about the part where it says 'I will bring upon you all the diseases of Egypt, and you will be afflicted with all the dread diseases of other lands.' That definitely sounds like a horror movie!"

Peter: "Oh, don't worry Lois. That won't happen if you follow the laws. So bottom line, if you want to be safe and healthy, just obey the laws in Leviticus 26. Now let's move on to the next chapter. Who wants to talk about how Jesus walked on water?! That's some superhero stuff!"