Peter: Hey Meg, did you read Leviticus 17?

Meg: Ugh, why would I do that? That's like watching the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy back-to-back-to-back.

Peter: Well, you have to if you want to understand the Bible. Anyways, it's pretty simple. God told the Israelites that they weren't allowed to eat the blood of any animal they sacrificed, and they had to pour it out on the ground like a bucket of KFC.

Meg: So, that's it?

Peter: Yup, that's it. Oh, and God also said that if anyone ate the blood, he would be cut off from the people. Just like I'm cut off from that new Ice Cube movie!