Peter: Alright, so Leviticus 11 is about the laws of clean and unclean animals. Unclean animals include, like, camels and rabbits and pigs.

Lois: Oh, so like, no bacon sandwiches then?

Peter: Exactly! But, you can eat animals like cows, sheep, goats, deer, and, uh, wild goats.

Quagmire: Oh, so like a goat cheese pizza?

Peter: Sure, why not? Oh, and also you can eat birds like doves, partridges, and geese.

Stewie: Geese? What kind of sick world do we live in where you can eat geese?!

Lois: Stewie, it's okay. It's in the Bible.

Brian: Bible? Is that the same thing as the Bible App?

Quagmire: No, Brian, it's a book.

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