Alex Trebek: Well, [contestant], tell me a bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, Alex, I would like to tell you about Leviticus 11 from the Bible.

Alex Trebek: [Sighs] That's nice, but let's talk about something else.

Contestant: This chapter is about the laws of clean and unclean animals. It lists what animals are considered clean and unclean under the dietary laws of Moses. The clean animals include cattle, sheep, goats, deer, gazelles, roebucks, wild goats, ibex, antelopes, and mountain sheep. The unclean animals include camels, hares, and rock badgers.

Alex Trebek: [Rolls eyes] Okay, that's great. But why don't you tell me something about yourself?

Contestant: Well, it also talks about the laws of clean and unclean birds. The clean birds include the eagle, the vulture, the black vulture, the kite, the raven, the ostrich, the nighthawk, the seagull, all kinds of hawks, the little owl, the great owl, the white owl, the pelican, the carrion vulture, the cormorant, the stork, the heron, and the hoopoe. The unclean birds include the eagle, the osprey, the kite, the falcon, and all kinds of crows.

Alex Trebek: [Groans] That's great, but can we talk about something else?