Alex Trebek: So, what did you do before you decided to be a contestant on Jeopardy?

Contestant: Well, I was studying the Bible! Specifically, I was summarizing the fifth chapter of Leviticus.

Alex Trebek: (trying to be polite, but not wanting to hear about the Bible) Alright, what kind of summary is that?

Contestant: Well, Leviticus 5 talks about sin offerings for various sins and uncleanliness. It says that if a person does something wrong, they must bring an offering from either a flock of sheep or a flock of goats. It also talks about different types of offerings for those who can't afford to offer an animal.

Alex Trebek: (clearly uncomfortable with the topic) Uh, okay. Moving on, what else have you been up to?

Contestant: Well, I was also summarizing the sixth chapter of Leviticus!

Alex Trebek: (irritated) Could we please talk about something else?!