• King James Version

    1. And if a soul sin, and hear the voice of swearing, and {is} a witness, whether he hath seen or known {of it}; if he do not utter {it}, then he shall bear his iniquity. / 2. Or if a soul touch any unclean thing, whether {it be} a carcase of an unclean beast, or a carcase of unclean cattle, or the carcase of unclean creeping things, and {if} it be hidden from him; he also shall be unclean, and guilty.

  • Norm

    Norm MacDonald here with the summary of Leviticus 5. If you like animal sacrifice, this is the chapter for you! God's got a bunch of laws about it - if you sin, you gotta offer up a bull, a goat, a sheep, or a bird.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we're diving into Leviticus 5. What can you tell us about this chapter? Bible Expert: Well, Joe, this chapter is all about dealing with various offenses and how to make restitution for them.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, what did you do before you decided to be a contestant on Jeopardy? Contestant: Well, I was studying the Bible! Specifically, I was summarizing the fifth chapter of Leviticus. Alex Trebek: (trying to be polite, but not wanting to hear about the Bible) Alright, what kind of summary is that?

  • Drill Sergeant

    Attention new recruits! This is Leviticus 5. This chapter tells us how to handle unintentional sin. If you make a mistake, a sin offering must be brought to the Lord. If you can't afford a sheep or goat, you can bring two turtledoves or pigeons.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, this chapter of the Bible is about the consequences of sin. Robin: What kind of consequences, Batman? Batman: If someone is guilty of a sin, they must bring a sacrifice to the Lord for atonement.

  • Joe Biden

    Hey folks, this Leviticus 5 is a real doozy. Here's the deal: if you accidentally break any of the Lord's laws, you gotta make it right. You got to bring a female lamb or a female goat as a sacrifice to the Lord, and if you don't have enough money to buy a lamb, you can bring two turtledoves or two young pigeons.

  • Donald Trump

    In Leviticus 5, God has bigly laid out the rules for many such cases of when a person has sinned against Him. It's amazing, but true: if a person has taken an oath to testify in a court of law and then fails to do so, they must offer a special sacrifice to God to make up for it.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Okay, so in Leviticus 5, we read about how God told the Israelites to bring a guilt offering to the Lord if they sinned or committed some kind of wrongdoing. Lois: Oh, like if they wronged someone, they had to make it right by offering a sacrifice?