• King James Version

    1. And the LORD spake unto Moses after the death of the two sons of Aaron, when they offered before the LORD, and died; / 2. And the LORD said unto Moses, Speak unto Aaron thy brother, that he come not at all times into the holy {place} within the vail before the mercy seat, which {is} upon the ark; that he die not: for I will appear in the cloud upon the mercy seat.

  • Norm

    Hey, this is Leviticus 16, and let me tell you folks, it's a real doozy. So, here's the deal: The Lord tells Moses to set out two goats and one ram, and he's gotta choose one of the goats to be a scapegoat, and send it out into the wilderness.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what can you tell us about Leviticus 16? Bible Expert: Well, Leviticus 16 contains instructions for the Day of Atonement, in which the high priest was to enter the Most Holy Place in the Tabernacle, offering a series of sacrifices to atone for the sins of the people.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: Alright, so what would you like to tell me about yourself? Contestant: Well, I'd like to tell you about Leviticus 16 in the Bible. Alex: (eyebrows raised, clearly not pleased) Oh...okay. Contestant: In this chapter, God gives instructions to the Israelites about how to engage in the Day of Atonement.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, troops! Leviticus 16 is all about the Day of Atonement. On this day, the High Priest had to make an offering to atone for the sins of the people. The High Priest had to enter the Most Holy Place and make a sin offering for himself and for the people of Israel.

  • Batman

    (Batman and Robin have just entered the Batcave) Robin: Holy Leviticus, Batman! What's the plan? Batman: We need to figure out what's in Leviticus 16, Robin. Joker (appearing out of nowhere): I can help with that one, Batty! In this chapter, God gives instructions to Moses on how the Israelites should handle their annual Day of Atonement.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal. Leviticus 16 gets right to the point - it's a big day in the lives of the Israelites. My father used to say that every year, on the tenth day of the seventh month, they'd have to come together, and I'm not joking, it was a big deal.

  • Donald Trump

    Leviticus 16 is all about the Day of Atonement, and it's a bigly day for the Israelites. It's a day for atoning for the sins of the people, and it involves the sacrificing of two goats and a ram. On this day, the High Priest, Aaron, would enter the Most Holy Place and make atonement for the people by sprinkling the blood of the sacrificed animals over the mercy seat.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so Leviticus 16 is all about the Day of Atonement. Lois: Ah, so this is about God forgiving our sins? Peter: Yeah, but it's a little bit more complicated than that. Basically, Aaron, the high priest, was supposed to offer two goats as a sacrifice and then send one into the wilderness.