• King James Version

    1. And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, / 2. This shall be the law of the leper in the day of his cleansing: He shall be brought unto the priest: / 3. And the priest shall go forth out of the camp; and the priest shall look, and, behold, {if} the plague of leprosy be healed in the leper;

  • Norm

    Well, it's the start of a new chapter in Leviticus, folks, and it's all about cleaning up your act--literally! Chapter 14 is all about the cleansing process of a person who has a skin disease. It's a long and arduous process that involves two birds, some cedar wood, and a whole lot of blood.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so Leviticus 14. What’s this all about? Bible Expert: Leviticus 14 is all about cleansing a person from leprosy. Joe: Leprosy?! That’s intense. Is that still a thing? Jamie: *Googles it*

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible. Alex Trebek: [sigh] Alright, if you must. What can you tell me about Leviticus 14? Contestant: Leviticus 14 describes the rituals of cleansing lepers.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up maggots! Leviticus 14 is about purification for those who have been sick. It's about how someone who has been afflicted with a skin disease or other illness can be purified and re-enter the camp.

  • Batman

    Robin: Holy Moses, Batman! What is Leviticus 14 all about? Batman: It's all about how to cleanse someone who has been healed of a skin disease. Joker: What kind of skin disease? Batman: Leprosy! Catwoman: How is the person cleansed?

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, no malarkey! Listen, Jack, this is Leviticus 14. See here, Jack, this is all about what happens when someone has a skin disease. My father used to say, if you have a skin disease, you need to go to the priest, and he'll check it out.

  • Donald Trump

    Leviticus 14 is all about the amazing laws and regulations God gave to the Israelites to cure those with leprosy. Bigly, God gave the people instructions on how to cleanse those who were afflicted with leprosy and make them whole again.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so let's see what we got goin' on here in Leviticus 14. So, uh... like, first off there's like, a bunch of instructions for cleansing someone who's been afflicted by leprosy. Meg: Gross.