• King James Version

    1. And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, / 2. Speak unto Aaron and to his sons, that they separate themselves from the holy things of the children of Israel, and that they profane not my holy name {in those things} which they hallow unto me: I {am} the LORD.

  • Norm

    Well, folks, it looks like God is not pleased with the Israelites in Leviticus 22. He starts by warning the priests not to make themselves unclean by touching the dead bodies of any but their close relatives.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so we're talkin' about Leviticus 22 with our Bible expert. What's the scoop? Bible Expert: Well Joe, this chapter is all about maintaining holiness. God is essentially telling the people of Israel to be holy and to keep themselves holy and to not defile themselves by coming in contact with unclean things.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, Alex, Leviticus 22 is the chapter of the Bible with instructions on how the Israelites should observe the holy days and festivals.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Aye! Ya best be listenin' up recruits, 'cause I'm gonna run ya through Leviticus 22. This chapter is about God's laws for offerings. Offerings made to the Lord must be without blemish, and if a priest's offering is accepted, then it must be eaten on the same day.

  • Batman

    Robin: Holy scripture, Batman! It's Leviticus 22! Batman: Then let's get to it, Robin! According to this chapter, the Lord commands that no one who is unclean shall approach or touch anything holy. People who have any kind of skin disease or bodily discharge must not enter the sanctuary.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks! See here, Jack, I'm not joking - Leviticus 22 is a seriously important chapter. My father used to say, "Listen Jack, if you're gonna be a priest, you've gotta follow all the rules!" And he was right.

  • Donald Trump

    LOW ENERGY Leviticus! The God bless America chapter of the Bible. Many people are saying that Leviticus is OVERRATED, but I'm here to tell you that it's TREMENDOUS. The Lord spoke to Moses, saying, "Speak to Aaron and his sons so that they may be careful with the holy offerings of the people of Israel, which they consecrate to Me, so that they do not profane My holy name: I AM THE LORD.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so Leviticus 22 is about how priests should stay holy and keep themselves from being defiled. Lois: Yeah, and it's all about not eating certain kinds of animals, like pigs and stuff. Also, you can't drink wine or eat any food that's made with blood.