1. And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, / 2. Again, thou shalt say to the children of Israel, Whosoever {he be} of the children of Israel, or of the strangers that sojourn in Israel, that giveth {any} of his seed unto Molech; he shall surely be put to death: the people of the land shall stone him with stones. →

"Hey, folks, this is Norm MacDonald here with my summary of Leviticus 20. A lot of the same old stuff here: Lots of warnings about people who do bad things and blaspheme, and a lot of stuff about sacrificing animals. →

Joe: Alright, so Leviticus 20, what is this chapter all about? Bible Expert: Well, Joe, Leviticus 20 is a chapter that outlines various laws regarding sexual immorality and other issues of holiness. Joe: Whoa, whoa, whoa. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell us a bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, so I thought I'd give you a summary of Leviticus 20. Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Alright… Contestant: Leviticus 20 focuses on the laws God gave to Moses. →

ATTENTION! LISTEN UP! This is Leviticus 20. You maggots better pay attention, because I'm only gonna say this once. The Lord says that if you act out in a way He doesn't like, He's gonna punish you. That includes taking His name in vain, sacrificing your kids to false gods, and having sex with close relatives. →

Batman: The Lord spoke to Moses, saying that any man who commits adultery should be punished with death. Robin: And this applies to both the adulterer and the adulteress?! Batman: That's right, Robin! The Lord said that those who commit such sins should be put to death. →

C'mon, man! See here, Jack, literally, here's the deal with this Leviticus 20 thing. We got some serious no-malarkey rules in this chapter. I'm not joking around here. So, if a man takes his sister as a wife, his father's daughter, or his mother's daughter, that's a no-go, or uh, you know, it's a big no-no. →

Leviticus 20 – Bigly Important Laws! This chapter is full of many very, very important laws from God that must be followed. If people break these laws, then there are tremendous consequences. For example, if a man sleeps with both his father’s wife and his daughter-in-law, he is to be stoned to death. →

Peter: Alright, so in Leviticus 20, God is really mad about some stuff. Lois: Like what? Peter: Well, he starts out by telling the Israelites that they must not turn to idols, practice divination, and they must not turn to mediums, or they will be cut off from the community. →