• King James Version

    1. And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, / 2. Speak unto the children of Israel, and say unto them, {Concerning} the feasts of the LORD, which ye shall proclaim {to be} holy convocations, {even} these {are} my feasts.

  • Norm

    Hey folks, it's been a wild ride so far, but we're still only in Leviticus! This chapter is all about the Lord's feasts and holy days. Yeah, you heard me - a whole chapter dedicated to religious holidays.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe Rogan: Alright, so, uh, tell me about Leviticus 23? Bible Expert: Well, Leviticus 23 is all about the holy days of the Lord. It outlines seven feasts or holy days, which are the Sabbath, Passover, Unleavened Bread, First Fruits, Pentecost, Trumpets, and Atonement.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: Alright, so now it's time to get to know our contestant! What do you like to do in your free time? Contestant: Well, I like to read the Bible. Alex: (Sighs) OK, what about it? Contestant: Well, today I was reading Leviticus 23.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, soldiers! Leviticus 23 is all about the feasts and festivals of the Lord. You better pay attention because there's a bunch of 'em. First off, the Sabbath - that's a day of rest for you. Then there's the Passover and the Feast of Unleavened Bread, the Feast of Firstfruits, and the Feast of Weeks.

  • Batman

    Robin: Holy Moses! What's all this about, Batman? Batman: This is Leviticus 23, old chum. It's a list of the holy days of observance for the Israelites. Joker: Hey, I'm all about holy days, Batty. What are we talking about here?

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, it's Leviticus 23. Now, here's the deal: the Lord said to Moses and the people of Israel, these are the appointed feasts of the Lord that you shall proclaim as holy convocations. We got the Sabbath, the Passover, the Unleavened Bread, the Firstfruits, the Feast of Weeks, the Feast of Trumpets, the Day of Atonement, and the Feast of Booths.

  • Donald Trump

    Leviticus 23: Bigly, the Lord spoke to Moses about the Feasts of the Lord. He said that on the first day of the seventh month, there is a holy convocation and no work should be done. On the tenth day of the month, there is a day of atonement and you should afflict your souls.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so Leviticus 23. This is a real doozy. So, it's all about God's appointed festivals. Lois: Oh, like the festival of Fools? Peter: No, not like that, Lois. These are the ones God is giving us.