• King James Version

    1. Likewise this {is} the law of the trespass offering: it {is} most holy. / 2. In the place where they kill the burnt offering shall they kill the trespass offering: and the blood thereof shall he sprinkle round about upon the altar.

  • Norm

    Well, folks, Leviticus 7 is here, and it's a real treat. Apparently, it's all about sacrifices, and how to make them and what to do with the leftovers. For example, if you make a peace offering, you can eat the meat, but you can't leave it overnight.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so, tell us about Leviticus 7! Bible Expert: Well, in this chapter, God gives instructions to Moses and Aaron on what animals can be sacrificed and how they should be offered as a sacrifice.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, tell me a little bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I was recently reading the Bible, and I just finished Leviticus 7. Alex Trebek: [groans] Not this again… Listen, this is Jeopardy, not Bible study.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "You maggots listen up! In Leviticus 7, the Lord commands Moses to tell the people of Israel all about the regulations concerning the sacrifice of peace offerings. The Lord instructs that any peace offering that is presented to Him must be eaten on the same day it is offered, or else it will be considered unclean and unfit for consumption.

  • Batman

    Robin: Holy scripture, Batman! Leviticus 7 is filled with instructions on how to make certain offerings to the Lord! Batman: Indeed, Robin. If a man presents a sacrifice of peace offering to the Lord, it must be eaten on the day he offers it, or on the next day.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal. Chapter 7 of Leviticus is all about what to do with the sacrifices that have been offered up. We're talking about peace offerings, sin offerings, and guilt offerings, folks.

  • Donald Trump

    In Leviticus 7, we see God laying down the law and setting things straight - BIGLY! He explains the various sacrifices and offerings that must be made for the people's sins, and how the priests are to handle them.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Okay, so Leviticus 7. Lois, you wanna take this one? Lois: Sure, Peter. So, this chapter is all about the regulations regarding animal sacrifices. It says that the priests have to present parts of the sacrifice to the Lord and keep the rest for themselves.