• King James Version

    1. And when any will offer a meat offering unto the LORD, his offering shall be {of} fine flour; and he shall pour oil upon it, and put frankincense thereon: / 2. And he shall bring it to Aaron's sons the priests: and he shall take thereout his handful of the flour thereof, and of the oil thereof, with all the frankincense thereof; and the priest shall burn the memorial of it upon the altar, {to be} an offering made by fire, of a sweet savour unto the LORD:

  • Norm

    Alright, if you thought the first chapter of Leviticus was boring, you ain't seen nothing yet. In Leviticus 2, we get a real deep dive into the rules for grain offerings. The Lord apparently has a lot of opinions about what kind of grain is acceptable--like, a lot.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, I'm here today with Bible Expert, Dave. He's here to talk to us about Leviticus 2. So, Dave, what can you tell us about this chapter? Dave: Well, Leviticus 2 is all about the various types of offerings that can be made to God.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, what do you do for a living? Contestant: Well, I'm a Bible scholar, so I like to read and study the Bible. Alex Trebek: Oh, great. So, what does your job entail? Contestant: Well, for instance, I can tell you about Leviticus 2.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "LISTEN UP, RECRUITS! CHAPTER 2 OF LEVITICUS IS ALL ABOUT SACRIFICES. IF YOU'RE GOIN' TO OFFER UP A SACRIFICE, IT BETTER BE UNBLEMISHED. THAT MEANS NO BUGS, NO SCARS, NOTHIN'. IF IT'S A GRAIN OFFERING, IT BETTER BE FINE FLOUR, WITH OIL MIXED IN, AND INCENSE BURNED ON TOP.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, I'm afraid we have a new villain to contend with: Leviticus! Robin: What's his diabolical plan? Batman: It seems that Leviticus has created a set of rules and regulations for the Israelites to follow.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal: Leviticus 2 is all about bringing your offerings to the Lord. And I'm not joking, folks, it's literally a big part of worship! So if you're bringing a grain offering, you gotta make sure it's fine wheat flour with oil and frankincense.

  • Donald Trump

    Leviticus 2 is great again! God bless America! We have some terrific things going on in this chapter. First, we have a bigly detailed description of the grain offerings that must be made to God. They need to be made of fine flour, salt, and oil, and are to be totally burned up -- no leftovers.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so Leviticus 2. God's all like, "OK, so when you bring me an offering of grain, it should be fine flour, mixed with oil and frankincense. And it shouldn't be cooked in a microwave, it should be baked in an oven.