• King James Version

    1. And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, / 2. Command the children of Israel, that they bring unto thee pure oil olive beaten for the light, to cause the lamps to burn continually. {to cause: Heb. to cause to ascend}

  • Norm

    Good evening everyone, this is Norm MacDonald here with the summary of Leviticus 24. As you can imagine, this chapter is full of divine rules and regulations, so here goes nothing. So, a fine fellow named Aaron is told to put a lamp in the tabernacle that will never be extinguished.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, let's get into Leviticus 24. What's this one about? Bible Expert: Well, Leviticus 24 is all about the oil for the lamps in the Tabernacle. Joe: Oh wow, that sounds like a pretty important chapter.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: So, tell me a little about yourself! Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible and I like to summarize it chapter by chapter. Alex: *sighs* Alright, if you must. What about Leviticus 24? Contestant: Leviticus 24 is about the laws for blasphemy and for the care of the lamp in the tabernacle.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "Listen up, recruits! Leviticus 24 is all about the importance of worship. In it, God explains that anyone who blasphemes His name shall be put to death. He also establishes rules for how the bread of the Presence must be baked and presented, and lays out instructions for the punishment of anyone who blasphemes the name of the Lord.

  • Batman

    Batman: Holy smokes, Robin! The Lord has commanded Moses to establish the rules for the punishments of crimes in the land of Israel! Robin: Holy justice, Batman! It seems like only offenses against the Lord or against another person can be punished.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, c'mon man, here's the deal. Leviticus 24 is about God's instructions for how the Israelites should live. Folks, you ain't gonna believe this, but it literally says that the bread that was used to make the offerings in the tabernacle has to be made from the finest flour.

  • Donald Trump

    Leviticus 24 is all about winning! The Lord spoke to Moses, saying: "Tell the Israelites that they should bring to the Lord pure olive oil, to keep the lamps of the tabernacle burning. Aaron's sons will keep the lamps burning before the Lord, from evening to morning, throughout the ages.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, Leviticus 24. This one's about a fight between two Israelites, and the punishment for it. Lois: Uh huh. So, what happened? Peter: Well, it seems that one of the guys was an Israelite, and he cursed God's name.