• King James Version

    1. And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, / 2. Speak unto the children of Israel, saying, If a woman have conceived seed, and born a man child: then she shall be unclean seven days; according to the days of the separation for her infirmity shall she be unclean.

  • Norm

    Hey, folks, it's me, Norm MacDonald, here to give you a summary of Leviticus 12. If you thought the Bible couldn't get any more exciting, you thought wrong! Leviticus 12 is all about childbirth and the purification process associated with it.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what’s the scoop with Leviticus 12? Bible Expert: Well, Leviticus 12 is all about ritual purification after childbirth. It outlines a set of laws regarding what a mother should do after giving birth, and how to purify herself and the child.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: OK, so why don't you tell me a little bit about yourself? Contestant: Well, I was just reading Leviticus 12 and wanted to share a summary about it. Alex Trebek (with a sigh): Sure, go ahead.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up! In Leviticus 12, we see the Lord giving Moses instructions on how to purify women after childbirth, the penalties for not carrying out the prescribed rituals, and how long the purification process takes.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, our mission this week is to delve into the sacred book of Leviticus. Robin: Holy Scripture, Batman! Batman: Precisely. In this chapter, we learn about the ritual for a woman who has recently given birth.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, my father used to say the Lord is a jealous God and the Lord's instructions should be followed. 'Cause here's the deal, Leviticus 12 is all about childbirth, and it tells us that when a woman gives birth to a son, she is considered unclean for seven days, and for 33 days if she gives birth to a daughter.

  • Donald Trump

    1-8 The great people in Leviticus 12:1-8 have a TREMENDOUS understanding of the laws. Believe me, when it comes to rules, God knows what he's doing. Now, if a woman has a baby, she is unclean for 7 days.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so the chapter starts off with God giving instructions about the purification process for women after giving birth. Lois: Wow, okay. So what's the process? Peter: Well, for a boy, the mother has to wait seven days then she has to bring two birds or two lambs or a pair of turtledoves or pigeons to the priest.