• King James Version

    1. And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, / 2. Speak unto all the congregation of the children of Israel, and say unto them, Ye shall be holy: for I the LORD your God {am} holy. / 3. Ye shall fear every man his mother, and his father, and keep my sabbaths: I {am} the LORD your God.

  • Norm

    Leviticus 19: Thou shalt not steal, nor lie, nor deal falsely with thy neighbor. Thou shalt not swear falsely by the name of the Lord thy God. Thou shalt not oppress thy neighbor, nor rob him. Thou shalt not deal falsely with thy neighbor, nor oppress him.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, Bible expert, let's talk about Leviticus 19. What's going on? Bible Expert: Sure thing, Joe. Leviticus 19 is all about being holy. God is giving instructions on how to live a holy life, including things like not stealing, not lying, honoring your parents, and not hating your neighbor.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: "So, tell me a little bit about yourself!" Contestant: "Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, so I thought I'd tell you about the book of Leviticus!" Alex (sighing): "Ugh, not this again. Okay, what's the gist of Leviticus 19?"

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, privates! This is Leviticus 19! God is giving us the 411 on how to live our lives, so pay attention! First off, don't go around giving false testimony. God don't like that. Second, don't steal or cheat each other.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, we must read Leviticus 19! Robin: What does it say, Batman? Batman: It tells us that we must be holy, just as the Lord our God is holy. We must not lie, cheat, or steal, but instead stay truthful and honest.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal. The Lord's telling Moses to tell the people to be holy, because He's holy. No malarkey. Literally, He says to treat their parents with respect and keep the Sabbath day holy.

  • Donald Trump

    Leviticus 19 is all about making GREAT AGAIN! It tells us how to be holy and live a life that pleases God. There are many rules and regulations in this chapter, and it's amazing how bigly successful we would be if we followed them.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so what's this one about? Lois: Well, Leviticus 19 is all about living a holy life. It talks about how to treat your neighbor and how to observe the Sabbath. Peter: Oh yeah, that reminds me of that classic 70s movie, "Sabbath Day's Vacation" with Chevy Chase.