Listen up, privates! This is Leviticus 19! God is giving us the 411 on how to live our lives, so pay attention!

First off, don't go around giving false testimony. God don't like that.

Second, don't steal or cheat each other. That's a no-no.

Third, don't be greedy. Don't keep your neighbor's stuff or wages.

Fourth, respect your parents. Show them the love and respect they deserve.

Fifth, don't be a slacker! If you work, do it with integrity.

Sixth, don't be mean to foreigners. Treat them like you would your own people.

Seventh, don't be a gossip. Keep your mouth shut.

Eighth, don't be jealous. Don't be envious of what your neighbor has.

Ninth, don't engage in cultic practices. Keep away from that stuff.

Tenth, be holy. Show respect for God and His laws.

So, you heard me? Follow these commandments, and you'll be doing what God wants. Got it?