"Listen up, maggots! This is Leviticus 25. This chapter is all about the way God wants you to live after you enter the Promised Land. So, when you get there, remember to give the land a rest every seventh year. Don't plant or harvest crops, and don't prune your vines. And when the fiftieth year arrives, celebrate with a special year of Jubilee - free all the slaves, go back to your ancestral property, and forgive all debts. Got it? Now get movin'!"