Alex Trebek: "So tell me, what do you do for a living?"

Contestant: "I'm actually a bible scholar, and I've been studying the book of Leviticus. Let me tell you about Leviticus 25!"

Alex Trebek: *Sighs* "I'm sure that's fascinating, but please tell me more about yourself."

Contestant: "Oh, okay. Well, Leviticus 25 is all about the laws of the Sabbath Year and the Year of Jubilee. In the Sabbath Year, the land was to be left to rest, and all debts were to be forgiven. In the Year of Jubilee, all land that had been sold was to be returned to its original owners."

Alex Trebek: *Rolls eyes* "I'm sure that's very interesting, but why don't you tell me more about yourself?"

Contestant: "Sure. Well, there are also laws in Leviticus 25 about the proper treatment of slaves and indentured servants, and how to determine fair prices for goods and services. There are also instructions on how to make offerings to God, and the importance of keeping the Sabbath holy."

Alex Trebek: *Struggling to remain polite* "That's great, and I'm sure you could teach a class on the subject, but please tell me more about yourself."

Contestant: "Oh, okay. Well, I'm a big believer in the Bible and I have a passion for learning about it. I think studying the Bible is a great way to learn about life and to grow spiritually."

Alex Trebek: *Finally relieved* "That's great! It sounds like you have a real passion for your faith. I'm sure that's going to take you far in life!"