Alex Trebek: "So, tell me about yourself!"

Contestant: "Well, I'm a Bible scholar and I'd like to give you a summary of Leviticus 6!"

Alex Trebek: "No no no, I don't want to hear about the Bible. How about something else?"

Contestant: "Well, Leviticus 6 lays out the laws related to the offerings made in the Tabernacle. It contains instructions on how the offerings should be presented, the parts that should be offered, and the priests who should be involved in the ritual. It also details the punishments for not making the proper offering or for not following the prescribed ritual."

Alex Trebek: *sighing* "Okay, but can you tell me something else?"

Contestant: "Sure. In addition to the offerings and rituals, Leviticus 6 also covers the law of the guilt and trespass offerings. These were sacrifices made by people who had committed unintentional sins in order to make amends. The chapter also discusses the laws related to the priestly portion of the offerings, and the law of the burnt offering, which was a whole animal offering burned on the altar."

Alex Trebek: *frustrated* "Well, that's nice, but can you tell me something else about yourself?"

Contestant: "Sure. I'm also an expert on Bible prophecy, so I can tell you why..."

Alex Trebek: *interrupting* "Noooo, not the Bible again. Please, let's talk about something else!"