Alex Trebek: Alright, tell me a little bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I was recently reading the Bible, and I just finished Leviticus 7.

Alex Trebek: [groans] Not this again… Listen, this is Jeopardy, not Bible study. Can't you tell me something else?

Contestant: Sure, but this was an important chapter in the Bible. In Leviticus 7, God instructed the Israelites about the regulations for offering sacrifices to Him. They were to offer sacrifices of well-being, guilt offerings, and fellowship offerings.

Alex Trebek: [sighs] Okay, go on…

Contestant: Well, the chapter also outlined the laws for eating the offerings. The fat, the blood, and the internal parts had to be burned, while the remainder of the offering could be eaten by the priests.

Alex Trebek: [visibly frustrated] Alright, is there anything else?

Contestant: Yes, the chapter also specified that the priests were to receive the breast and right thigh of the sacrifices as their portion.

Alex Trebek: [sarcastically] Wonderful. Anything else?

Contestant: That's about it.

Alex Trebek: [audibly relieved] Great. Now can you tell me something else about yourself?