"LISTEN UP MAGGOTS! Leviticus 4 is all about sacrifice. If you're an ordinary Israelite and you sin accidentally, you gotta bring a female lamb or a female goat for a sin offering. If you're a leader, you gotta bring a bull. If you're poor, you gotta bring a dove or a pigeon. If you're the whole community, you gotta bring a bull and two male lambs. And if you're a priest and you sin, you gotta bring a young bull. Got it? Now move it!"